Vogelfrei

p - piano(soft) - the neighbours have complained
f - forte(loud) - the neighbours are out
Crescendo - (getting louder) - testing the neighbours tolerance level
ff - fortissimo(very loud) - to hell with the neighbours)
pp - pianissimo(very soft) - the neighbours are at the door
Dim - thick
Obbligato - being forced to practice
Rit - coming to the bit you haven't practiced
Con moto - I have a car
Allegro - a little car
Maestro - a bigger motor car
Metronome - person small enough to fit into a Mini
Lento - the days leading to Easto (with choco and eggo and things)
Largo - Brewed in Germany
Piu animato - "if you don't clean out the rabbiots cage, it will have to go)
Interval - time to meet the players in the bar
Cantabile - singing (drunk that is)
Con spirito - drunk again
Cantata - a fizzy drink not in a bottle
Tutti - ice cream
Coda - served with chipsa
Codetta - childs portion